I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
