But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
