make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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