you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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