I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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