So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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