I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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