You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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