Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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