This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
