Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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