Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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