I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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