don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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