i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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