redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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