After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
How's work?
Spinning.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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