Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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