Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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