I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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