YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
soo... how was my night?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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