That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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