Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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