perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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