she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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