i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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