It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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