how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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