giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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