Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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