I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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