Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
