There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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