the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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