I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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