By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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