Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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