The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
