I faked an abortion last night.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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