What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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