haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
