You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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