She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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