How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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