idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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