ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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