pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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