I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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