Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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