she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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