Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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