that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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