thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
