Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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