chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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