I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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